Guy 1: hey man that shit is caf
Guy 2: that shits not caf but your mum is!
by Lusty Jack June 23, 2011
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dude last night i was fiddling with my stick.
bro thats so caf almost as chill as women making sandwhiches.
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-noun, plural cafs
1. creepy ass fuck
2. men in bathrobes on omegle
3. theatre kids
normal person: "this is a caf-free zone. you have to leave."
caf: "what's a caf?"
normal person: "i can't tell you, but you have to leave."
by delaybay May 2, 2011
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Used when ordering coffee and you want half regular and half decaffinated.
I'll have a tall half-caf latte on the fly.
by Tentochi February 11, 2005
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a phrase meaning to engage a crew (usually 5 or 6 classmates), to go sit at a big round table in your university cafeteria to talk and carry on in an extremely loud and boisterous manner (so as to ensure that at least the neighboring 10 or so tables can hear) and 1) talk shit about all of the people who you just had class with, 2) make negative comments about absolutely everyone in the cafeteria, usually regarding their wardrobe choices, or 3) just chat in general, usually with a conversational emphasis on having sex and/or abusing alcohol and drugs
Although Evan had skipped class for 3 consecutive weeks, he never missed a single opportunity to caf it up. I guess ripping on fat chicks wearing clothes 6 sizes too small and swapping stories about tag-teaming strippers from behind while snorting lines of coke off their backs, was just slightly more intriguing than learning about the oxygen saturation curve of hemocyanin.
by ABGGGSWW June 18, 2007
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Fictional drink consumed by "Abby Sciuto" in NCIS
"you brought me a caf-pow"
by G Salt May 24, 2008
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Favorite drink of forensic scientist Abby Sciuto, played by Pauley Perrette, on NCIS. Though it is unknown what it actually consists of, its thought to be highly caffeinated, hence the name, Caf Pow. In the series, it is often used to bribe Abby.
Abby drinks Caf Pow so she can be fully fit and awake to be the best goth goddess she can be.
by MollyDoherty February 6, 2009
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