C.A.F.

(n) A guy who is Creepy As Fuck, generally a drunk and a druggie. Perhaps a fast food worker, usually balding..... Likes to check out VERY young girls

Whens C.A.F.'s next shift?

I hope NEVER!

by Rain Cloud January 31, 2009

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 04, 2011