C A F

C A F (chicken & fries) is used after something funny is said. To express amusement.

John: then I was I was like fire me then bitch! I’m not putting my finger in your ass
Mike: LMAO THATS FUNNY JOHN C A F!

C A F by Peepeeweeppee April 23, 2021

C.A.F.

(n) A guy who is Creepy As Fuck, generally a drunk and a druggie. Perhaps a fast food worker, usually balding..... Likes to check out VERY young girls

Whens C.A.F.'s next shift?

I hope NEVER!

C.A.F. by Rain Cloud January 31, 2009

C.A.F-caf 

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

C.A.F-caf by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. 

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. by 143m August 31, 2010

C.T.A.F.  

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

C.T.A.F. by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

C.G.A.F 

Cum guzzling ass fucker. One who guzzles cum and fucks ass. Usually used as an insult, should be used as a compliment.

“Would you like to fuck my butt?” “Do I want to fuck your butt? Let me see, YOU CUM GUZZLING ASS FUCKER!” (C.G.A.F)

C.G.A.F by Penisinassisthebest June 6, 2018

c.a.m.f. 

To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.

Dude, we were some c.a.m.f.'s just chilling at the beach.

c.a.m.f. by So cal chief March 5, 2004