Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off

Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts

by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019

butter nuts

To describe a hot chick that is actually a dude.

That chick is hot, butter nuts.

by Blue footed pig March 6, 2008

Butter Nuts

used to describe someone can't catch a football, which is sayin that they sit and home jacking off there buttery nuts getting there hands butter making it so where they can't catch

dude blake your not on my team, you have butter nuts

by josh b! August 18, 2008

butter nuts

what amounts when you leave cum on your nuts and you start sweating the next day.

"dude i swear Tom has butter nuts, i can smell that shit dude!

by SmaknDATass532 November 28, 2015

Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Butter Nut(s)

A Butter Nut is someone who likes to do your bitchwork for you.

The name comes from Tom , the ORIGINAL BUTTER NUTS

"Hey you going to get that shit?"
"Nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent Butter Nut(s)"
"haha, what a fucking bitch"

by CRACKTOWNNN August 6, 2009