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butter my biscuits 

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The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"
Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits
butter my biscuits by Garlico February 24, 2018

butter my biscuits 

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1.the act of putting butter on a hooker's buttox.
hey baby why don't you come over here and butter my biscuits!
butter my biscuits by j3w5 August 21, 2008

Butter My Biscuits 

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The sexual act of having “Butter My Biscuits “as the safe word for rough play as you aggressively spank the partners buttocks til they scream the safe word and you cum/squirt all over their buttocks to simulate buttering fresh biscuits
As Cindy screamed “Butter My Biscuits” Todd squirted his man butter all over Cindy’s fine plump biscuits.

Butter my biscuits 

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The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life
Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits
Butter my biscuits by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

Well butter my biscuit 

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A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"
*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*
Well butter my biscuit by AliasDayne September 20, 2010

BUTTER MY BISCUIT

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A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.
SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
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