butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

butt muffin by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Butt Muffin

A large mound of fat where the upper butt and lower back meet on a fat chick, often protruding, frequently causes wardrobe malfunctions and creates extra difficulty in finding any clothing that looks good on the butt muffin wearer.

Synonyms: Ghetto Bootie, Table Top Ass, Shelf Ass, and Badonkadonk

She's so fat she not only has a muffin top on the sides, she's even got a butt muffin.

Baby, you can rest your drink on my butt muffin if you'd like.

My jeans never fall down because my butt muffin holds them up.

Butt Muffin by 21stcenturydomesticgoddess January 13, 2011

butt muffin

a person that smells, looks, or acts generally like butt.

"hey lady, ur ass is getting fat! haha just kidding"
"ew ur such a butt muffin"

butt muffin by mylipslikesugar June 10, 2009

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

Butt Muffin by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

Butt muffin

A insult Beavis and Butt-Head should use.

Person A: Hole in shoes
Person B: Wow what a butt muffin.
Person A: Thank you

Butt muffin by numberonepaulglazer April 11, 2026

Banana Butt Muffin 

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.

Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

Banana Butt Muffin by thetrailerparkgirlz April 26, 2019

Bohemian Butt Muffin 

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

Bohemian Butt Muffin by ARBurgess January 14, 2013