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butt geyser 

The act of filling up ones anus with a fluid, typically water from a hose. Then releasing the water like a geyser upon an unsuspecting victims head.
I stuffed cheese curds into my ass hole and then with a medically issued super soaker and careful precision I received an injection of One love Kombucha into my anus. Then during an ugly sweater party, many months later, I pulled down my pants spread my butt cheeks and with the the force of old faithful I shot my cheese curd laced kombucha turd Butt Geyser all over the head of one special party goer ronnathan blox.

Yellowstone National Butt Geyser 

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.

Butt Geiser Surpriser 

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
Butt Geiser Surpriser by Dave February 12, 2004

Buttgeyser 

Real name of an alcoholic beverage that Americans (and only Americans) refer to as "beer".
The name was supposedly chosen to better reflect the original taste.

Originated from Postal 2.
Jeez dude, you call that beer? That cat piss tastes like Buttgeyser!
Buttgeyser by MasterJoe August 13, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026