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Butt Geyser 

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd
"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"
Butt Geyser by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011
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butt geyser 

The act of filling up ones anus with a fluid, typically water from a hose. Then releasing the water like a geyser upon an unsuspecting victims head.
I stuffed cheese curds into my ass hole and then with a medically issued super soaker and careful precision I received an injection of One love Kombucha into my anus. Then during an ugly sweater party, many months later, I pulled down my pants spread my butt cheeks and with the the force of old faithful I shot my cheese curd laced kombucha turd Butt Geyser all over the head of one special party goer ronnathan blox.

Yellowstone National Butt Geyser 

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.

Butt Geiser Surpriser 

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
Butt Geiser Surpriser by Dave February 12, 2004

Buttgeyser 

Real name of an alcoholic beverage that Americans (and only Americans) refer to as "beer".
The name was supposedly chosen to better reflect the original taste.

Originated from Postal 2.
Jeez dude, you call that beer? That cat piss tastes like Buttgeyser!
Buttgeyser by MasterJoe August 13, 2006
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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