–noun {bur-ger-fahyl}
a person or foodie connoisseur who is especially interested in burgers and cheeseburgers be they're concoctions of fast food chains, hip bars, chic cafes, or gourmet bistros.
Jill, clucking in disgust: Where you get this turdburger from?! Micky Dipshits?!
Jack, sullenly: What?! You said you were craving a cheeseburger!
Jack's friend: You louse!! You've been dating Jill for 6 months and you still haven't read her foodie blog. She's a bloody cutting edge burgerphile ya fool. A cold tasteless McDonald's burger?! What an ass!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.