Jill, clucking in disgust: Where you get this turdburger from?! Micky Dipshits?!
Jack, sullenly: What?! You said you were craving a
cheeseburger!
Jack's friend: You louse!! You've been dating Jill for 6 months and you still haven't read her foodie blog. She's a bloody
cutting edge burgerphile ya fool. A cold tasteless
McDonald's burger?! What an ass!