Burrito sleeve

A meat filled condom

Jose: Hey Lopez, did you and your girl do the Chaka Chaka, yet?

Lopez: yeah hombre. She made me wear a burrito sleeve.

by TummyToucher551 September 27, 2017

burrito sleeve

What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.

Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!

Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.

by Missing Waldo September 27, 2017

burrito sleeve

a condom

You should wear a burrito sleeve for protection against pregnancy or STD's.

by 1buzzz September 27, 2017

burrito sleeve

A latex sleeve into which your beefy burrito snugly fits, so none of your sauce drips into your woman's lips.

Don: "C'mere, baby, Donnie's gonna make you feel like a real woman tonight."
Mel: "Whatever...just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy."

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart September 27, 2017

burrito sleeve

A "Burrito Sleeve" is a sleeve for your burrito. Your burrito can be an actual Mexican food burrito or whatever you call your "burrito" Sleeve that thing that is your thing.

My burrito feels naked without its sleeve.

Here's a burrito sleeve.
Ah. That's better.

by Garzan September 27, 2017

burrito sleeve

when somebody shoves their entire arm through a burrito, then proceeds to make moaning noises as they eat it off their arm. :)

Mary got an amazing burrito sleeve last night, wink wonk huehuehue ;)

by kissmyshaft420 September 29, 2017