burriss 

A word you use when someone is talking non sense. Another word for silly or foolish.

Person 1: I hate this song...
Person 2: I think you secretly love this song.
Person 1: Don't be so burriss.

burriss by KissyBurrissy May 9, 2018

Plaxico Burress 

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

Plaxico Burress by can't think of one December 23, 2008

Hannibal Burress 

The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.

You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!

Hannibal Burress by Burning Urine December 22, 2013

Burristo

A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.

"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"

"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"

Burristo by Superfan GIO April 10, 2013

Plaxico Burress Syndrome 

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

Plaxico Burress Syndrome by boggler December 17, 2008

burrista 

Noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito assembly. The masculine equivalent is "burristo."

Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.

Burrista: Sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
Customer: Yes, both please.

Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.

burrista by chipotlefreak29 September 30, 2011

Burrussed 

To be forced to resign from your current position due to the fact that you were unable to meet the objectives for which you were hired.

"Wow. We came back from lunch and John had been burrussed!"

"Oh shit. Who gets his office then?"

Burrussed by Schwacky January 6, 2008