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Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Burny-squirties

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.
I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(
by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011
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