burning diarrhea

what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.

-hey man, let's take a morning jog

-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash

burning diarrhea by johhnycash June 19, 2008

Burning Diarrhea

When your Diarrhea burns your butt hole as it's coming out. Usually happens after you eat a lot of spicy food and the extra capsaicin decided to leave the hard (or soft, liquid) way.

Emi: Did you see Luke?
Mitch: Nah, he's back in his dorm with a bad case of Burning Diarrhea.
Emi: Oh shit that sucks. What did he eat?
Mitch: Day old B-Dubs.
Emi: Oh, well he should of say that coming.

Burning Diarrhea by Morella Persidone October 13, 2011

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning 

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019