Burger Kids 

Burger Kids are kids that love any music having to do with Burger Records (The Growlers, The Abigails, FIDLAR, Ty Segall, ect.) These kids are the assholes who actually ask if u can name five songs when you wear a band tee. Usually shop at thrift stores, unif, and other shops that have weird ugly ass clothes. They will be wearing Doc Martens or Converse, and LOTS OF PINS. These kids are usually friends with kids that are in bands or ARE in the band. These kids usually are addicted to cigarettes and are scum as fuck. Being a basic white girl or a fuckboy hypebeast is ABSOLUTE hell for them.

THOSE BURGER KIDS ARE SCUMMY AS FUCK AND STANK OF CIGGS

Burger Kids by fuckboy_hypebeast215 October 27, 2017

burger kids 

used to define spoilt,rich kids in asia who speak a mixed language of english and the language of their region in asia. these wimps always get the girls and are often in memes. gold diggers often get attracted to these burger boys. these burger boys also take snaps of their cars often and be like no one else got cars in this world. this ridiculous and hideous species is often spotted in Pakistan and India.

guys plz dont mistake a burger for burger kids

burger kids by Saltfan August 12, 2020

Burger King Kid's Club 

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.

The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

Burger King Kid's Club by pokebot July 8, 2022