An elastic that is unable to wrap 3 times around miscellaneous cables
by dontfuckinscattr March 30, 2011
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Your prison bunkmate/lover’s genitals.
My old celly, Big Andre from cell block d, had the sweetest bunk meat on the market.
by the_madfella March 24, 2023
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A worthless, scandalous A+ certification teacher who has yet to implore any small amount of knowledge upon his students.

Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.
Mida Bunk beat the shit outta his students for not studing their accronyms
by Vrippa March 1, 2005
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The opposite to Feng Shui. Many different meanings ranging from lame to not cool.
That dude with the white sunglasses in the Chevy avalanche is so bunk shui
Did you see Becky's outfit? Can you get any more bunk shui
by Rockcandy April 26, 2018
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When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.
Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!
by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019
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A mispronounced version of "Petrol Pump" by a bunch of retards in an echo chamber that eventually grew so loud that it made its way into the zeitgeist and is now part of the Cambridge fucking dictionary.
"We're low on gas, keep an eye out for a petrol bunk".

And then they died of dehydration in the middle of the desert because petrol bunks aren't a thing.
by Euler69 October 11, 2021
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