hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

Bumper ad

An ad on YouTube that less than 6 seconds

Person 1: Have you heard that YouTube now shows 2 ads at once?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's only skippable ads or bumper ads.

by  June 15, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 21, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 21, 2019

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

by ThatsGottaHurt February 24, 2016

Raw Bumper

A sex act involving a group of dry masturbating gentlemen and or gentleladies where upon the completion of climax fist bumps between group members abound.

Kevin, Connor, Matt and Isak, sampling a fine sherry, did the raw bumper into the night. In the morning, their hands and fists were equally tired.

by DoubleDutchRudder April 2, 2018