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Bum Dick 

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect
Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.
Bum Dick by abo44 December 16, 2011

Bum Dick 

A male of any race that has an amazing penis but their own financial gain so the female finances him.
She met this guy who always needs money but offers his bum dick in return.
Bum Dick by Igothemdefs October 25, 2017

Bum Dick Breath 

Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.
Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.
Bum Dick Breath by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022

Dick-Bum-Dick 

Slang for the act of homosexual anal sex.
Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.
Dick-Bum-Dick by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005

cock ass bum dick shit fuck

An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

bum's dick 

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.
bum's dick by jbsmells May 3, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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