A notebook that mostly girls use to "track" shit and write down things for school. There are calendars and trackers for things that don't need to be tracked. And since the girls that make the cute little headings and titles are addicted to doing that, they take their disease and bring it to school and make their notes all cutesy when they don't need to be. They use Midliners for it, polaroids, countless pens and pencils, and a ruler.
... i say this shit, but I actually have one myself. it's pretty addiciting.
P1: OMG I LOVE YOUR BULLET JOURNAL!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!?!?
P2: Amazon.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"