A notebook that mostly girls use to "track" shit and write down things for school. There are calendars and trackers for things that don't need to be tracked. And since the girls that make the cute little headings and titles are addicted to doing that, they take their disease and bring it to school and make their notes all cutesy when they don't need to be. They use Midliners for it, polaroids, countless pens and pencils, and a ruler.
... i say this shit, but I actually have one myself. it'spretty addiciting.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!