Bufferpal 

That one friend who sort of acts as a barrier/shield between you and a dickwad whom you don't like and a fight/arguement could always ensue if your bufferpal leaves or isn't there.

Bro#1: Sup hommy! I didn't know you knew Tim?
Bro#2: Yeah he's actually my bufferpal

Bro#1: Oh I figured, man he's really cool.

Bufferpal by The Slicker December 30, 2018

Buffetalo 

Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.

Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong

1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."

2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"

3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"

Buffetalo by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013

Bufferbating 

1. When you're masturbating to internet porn on a 56k connection, and right as you hit your climax the video starts buffering, so you end up orgasming to a buffering bar.

I always want to kill myself after bufferbating.

Bufferbating by AlphaR0meo October 14, 2012

bufforealdo

A shortened way of saying "but for real though." Generally used to get a kick out of people at parties or when feeling really annoyed

Bufforealdo, who threw that ham at me?

bufforealdo by CINCO DE MAYO! May 5, 2009

buffergasm 

A truly dissatisfying orgasm whereby one achieves climax as the porn video is paused while buffering.

I'm changing internet provider tomorrow - I had the most infuriating buffergasm of my life last night.

buffergasm by Periah May 14, 2014

bufferage 

The anger that ensues when one wants to stream or download something yet buffering interferes. This typically happens whenever one is not connected to wifi.

I was good until the amazing and poignant YouTube video I wanted to share started buffering. In this horrible moment, I experienced bufferage.

bufferage by Nuckolsandwich May 12, 2015