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Bumplings 

Small, fluffy brown bum nuggets found floating on top of a poo stew.
Crap, don't go in there, they're serving poo stew and bumplings today!
Bumplings by JohnnyN July 1, 2012

Budadingadinga 

When your have a piece of poop that has dried onto your anus hairs and you have to use four fingers to waddle it back in forth removing it from your anus “basically your hand in your butt cheeks making that noise” (Bu-da-ding-a-ding-a)
Ugh my poop is stuck I know Budadingadinga ah satisfaction at its finest the poop has been let go by the hairs

Bunalingus

The fetish of performing oral sex on another persons ass
OH, Dean, Laura went down on me and gave me a little bunalingus... GOLD!
Bunalingus by cp98ak February 24, 2010
How dumplings greet each other. Similar to a fist-bump, but between dumplings.
dumpling 1: yo what's up bro
dumpling 2: nm, hbu
they bumpling

bumalingus 

The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bollocks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod shit.

A master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a bumalinguist.
An extreme example using exclamation would be...

Mr X, "I drank 30 pints of a well known strong Belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which I appear to have misplaced, whilst having sex with no less than 5 A List Celebrities".

Mr Y, "Smells like BUMALINGUS, tosser."
bumalingus by M.J.T. April 9, 2008

Buddling 

The act of cuddling with a f@#k buddy
"Hey I saw you cuddling with that chick yesterday, is that your girlfriend?"
No she's not and we weren't cuddling, we were buddling.
Buddling by Thajizzledizzle September 6, 2018