Brygism - A state of being annoyed because of some non-working applications/games/hardware stuff/BSOD/errors/Windows etc. Simply, when You got problems with your hardware/software You're becoming Brygised then.
LOLLL!11 My Winamp has just crashed. I got brygised again :X
WTF @ my firewall app *&#*&*#( It doesn't work ffs. Is it just me or am I being Brygised?
OMG, hope that new Windows is gonna kick Brygism out of the applications!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'