bruse

It is the wrong way to spell Bruce.

Bruse

Mom:"We where planing to have a girl but instead we are have a boy what should we name him?"
Dad:"Oh, I don't know what about Bruce?"
Mom:"Ya, how do you spell Bruce?"
Dad:"I thank it is spell B, R, U, S, E?
Mom:" That sound about right, okay.

by Chile Pepper August 3, 2016

Bausen's Law

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.

"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"

by trwygon April 7, 2023

Briseis

Briseis is a very beautiful talented woman. She doesn’t realize this about herself but she will eventually.Briseis is barely used as a name but if you have the name, you’re very special.Briseis is a very funny person you can rely on if you’re sad or not.She would ride for anybody that would ride with her back.She’s a loyal woman.She has big dreams.She wants to do things, people haven’t done before.Mostly she has a hard lifestyle so she’ll think bad of herself.if you ever see a briseis, then you’re in good luck.she will bless your day with positive energy.briseis is a princess.if she’s ever your future wife then you got a good life as she knows how to treat you.

Mark:Yo that’s Briseis?

Anthony:yeah that beautiful girl.

by TooLit23 December 31, 2018

brosesh

a deep conversation (or heart to heart) where two or more individuals divulge secrets or life stories that are not known by many others. The heart to hears usually happen between, but are not limited to, two or more guys. The end result of these conversations is usually a newly formed bond, hysterical sobbing, a new outlook on life, or a homosexual relationship.

"hey, wanna brosesh tonight?" "yea man, i'll bring the tissues"

by bhuggers May 11, 2010

Brosephine

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

by schwangalang October 4, 2016

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.

Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"

by oneall April 10, 2009