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Bruised Canoe
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A sex act in which the female grips
the penis
so hard that it turns
black and blue
for maximum penile
pleasure
.
“Dude
did you
hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe
last night
? He’ll be
hurting
for awhile!”
by
GrandpaDad69
February 4, 2023
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