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Bruised Arm 

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
Bruised Arm by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018
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