Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”
An incel who happens to be brown or have a dark skinshade
Italian: this girl refused to go out with me because I'm black
Anglo-Saxon: you are a browncel, friend
Italian: Pax Romana has fallen...
Anglo-Saxon: Pax Romana has fallen... And Aurelius was a brown cuckold
When your homebro's are hot and you're blessed to have them, you call them your Bruyoncé
Basically, your Homies through think and thin. Your brudda, your dawg, your fam.
*Introducing my friends to other people*
Me : This is Shandit, Mali & Boomkara, these my bruyoncé !