Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne August 26, 2008

Brown Treasure

Poop.

My brown treasure's on it's way. Bringin' peace and relief to me today hey.

by Wolfy von Otterslap December 2, 2009