Brown Screamer

The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.

Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!

Brown Screamer by Akbar Shabazz February 20, 2007

brown streamer 

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"

I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.

brown streamer by Maitre D April 26, 2004