Brooklyn Becky

Brooklyn Becky is the sort of guy that had no direction in his life until he joined the navy. It was there he found his true calling, being a gimp for all the older boys. They would wisper sweet nothings in his ear and take mount him like a brave Knight of the realm mounts his noble stallion. Before he left the navy they told him not he embarrassed about his time there, but he had been able to have 5 different men in 5 different orifices at the same time and is not embarrassed at all. He is the captain of my heart, o' captain, my captain.

Anyone: Who's Brooklyn Becky
Me: It's that gay sailor
Anyone: Oh that one yeah he tried to graft me
Me: Classic Brooklyn Becky

Brooklyn Becky by Professionalcheckerscoach March 21, 2026

Brooklyn Beckham 

Son of great british soccer player David Beckham.

Brooklyn Beckham is the eldest son of David Beckahm.

Brooklyn Beckham by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Brooklyn Beckham 

To have access to every opportunity you could possibly want and yet somehow end up doing fuck all with it.

1) You see Dave, he missed three open goals, had amazing passes fed to him and even fluffed two penalties. He made a complete Brookly Beckham of the whole match.

2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.

Brooklyn Beckham by Rintintin the Third August 19, 2022

Brooklyn Beckham 

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

Brooklyn Beckham by OD Smith March 31, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022