1) You see Dave, he missed three open goals, had
amazing passes fed to him and even fluffed two penalties. He made a complete Brookly Beckham of the whole match.
2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French
army had 10 times the numbers of the English,
home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.