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/bikkipanch big fat looser who like men
this dudes such a bronard
by whoakun November 6, 2020
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Saint Bronard

The St. Bronard is a very large bro with great strength and prowess. A full-grown bronard can weigh between 240 and 290 lb, or even more. The exterior can be rough and sometimes intimdating, but the inside is warm and caring. Saint Bronards are extremely loyal and protective of their bros and sorostitutes, but are not easily angered. If a Saint Bronard does reach his boiling point, hope that it was not your fault, because the Saint Bronard is lethal when angry. Do not be confused, the Saint Bronard is not a tool, but a wise and thoughtful bro.
"Dude's my Saint Bronard. Totally had my back when some GDI's tried to start shit at Scoop."
by BubbaFLI February 11, 2010
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Broward County

Broward County is a county which is located in South Florida and shares borders with Miami-Dade County and Palm Beach County. These three counties are basically the biggest/most popular counties of Florida and all share similar if not the same music, art, fashion, and street life. Not to forget a lot of the best rappers have come out of these counties, some would be xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, Boobie Lootaveli, Pouya Fat Nick and more. Has all types of different people ranging from E-Girls and E-Boys to gangstas who usually are either Latinos or African-Americans to also the traditional corner store flakka using homeless man who will put on a show better than Micheal Jackson could ever. Come down to Broward County and you will experience some of the best nocturnal life you could experience in Florida.
"Ay bruh where u from?"
"I be stayin in Broward County woadie"
"Shii homie I be in Dade lemme kno what the move is g"
by FloridaShi October 13, 2019
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Broward County

Broward County is a county region in south Florida that is right above Miami-Dade County. Those two counties are considered as "sister counties" since they share the same cultural trends, art, musical styles, connections, language vernacular & News/Current events.

Broward County is a calmer, more mellow version of Miami, which has lower crime activity and tourist visitors.

Broward is the Birthplace of Stickin'/Jookin' dance and music, the immense population of proud Haitian niggas that will put a bullet in your head in a quick second, and southern slang that sound exactly like the rapper plies.
A: Nigga where you from?
B: I'm from Broward county bih'

A: what part? Pompano? Deerfield? Lauderdale? Sunrise? Deepside? Or Lauderhill?

B: I'm from Lauderdale!

A: Dat part!
by ANTOANTS December 13, 2015
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bronado alley

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
by +ApN+ July 21, 2016
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bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
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West Broward High

A school full of crackhead and kids smoking in the bathroom but it’s hella chill No matter who u hangout with, plus we don’t get bomb treats like pines charter;)
Friend: yo u wanna tap
Everyone at West Broward high: say less
Later that day: shstwhhwhdsh bruv i’m Trippin
by Urfriendlyhoodniggga October 17, 2019
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