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Brokeback Mountaineer 

The man in a gay relationship that does the penitrating. One could think of the one partner as the mountain, and the other partner as the mountaneer ready to concure him and plant his meat pole on the summit.
In Fred and Jims gay relationship Fred was the "Brokeback Mountaineer".

Brokeback Mountaineer 

A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.
"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"
Brokeback Mountaineer by Cards1 November 29, 2007

brokeback mountaineer 

A person of the small suburban town Mahwah New Jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the United States. In reality, Mahwah is 20 Miles away from New York City, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.
"Yo... why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?"

"Oh thats Trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer...fuckin fat faggot.."

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.
Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

broke back mountaineer 

A homosexual. A homosexual who doesn't conform to the gay stereotype.
Last night he told his mother he was a broke back mountaineer.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026