Brodie Baumann 

the sexiest man alive. literally the hottest person ever. also the coolest person to ever live. Brodie Baumann gets so much fucking pussy all the time. Brodie has a 10 inch penis as well. he also deserves all the bitches. (note: this definition was not written by brodie baumann)

Brodie Baumann is a hot sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches and is so cool

Brodie Baumann by ASS MAN1852 May 28, 2021

brodie baumann 

the sexiest man alive by far. way cooler than everyone else

brodie baumann is the hottest man alive and is way cooler than everyone else due to his massive cock size

brodie baumann by ASS MAN1852 May 28, 2021

Brodie Baumann 

A short little twat who is literally the most annoying fucker you will ever meet. He has the stupidest voice, pants, and face you will ever see. fuck him!

Hey do you know Brodie Baumann? Yes I do he's a fucking twat and I hate his stupid pants.

Brodie Baumann by SepMcGleb December 10, 2021