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Broad beans 

When a Jeee is too long and a Shesh is too harsh, give them a broad beans for casual appriciation.
*Nissan Gtr drives by*
... Broad beans
Broad beans by Bixon May 10, 2021
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Brad Beans 

absolute beef (beefy five layer brad)
With Brad Beans, it’s always pump o’clock.

Broad bean 

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel
Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr
Broad bean by Grapes in hot tubs October 18, 2021

Broads beans 

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...
Broads beans by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

BroadBeaned 

Being incredibly drunk.
"wahey!!! I'm f***ing broadbeaned!!!!!"
BroadBeaned by Spaniardo April 14, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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