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Bro-hemoth 

A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.

B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"

Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
Bro-hemoth by quad boy bro December 21, 2009
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Brohemochip 

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself
If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.
Brohemochip by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017
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brohemoth 

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.
Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."
brohemoth by concussionme August 22, 2009

brohemeth 

eg1. Dmoney's a brohemeth.
eg2. CPZ and CPJ are real brohemeths for doing that for me.
brohemeth by oceanjj January 2, 2012

The Bohemoth

The pet name Bo Pons uses to describe himself.
That ship on Pheonix Future was a behemoth, "No, I am the BOhemoth."
The Bohemoth by Katy Adam March 31, 2005
The alter ego of the most massive man alive..Devin LeBoeuf
A side of him that only come out between the hours of 11:30 pm and 5 am..
The big burly man you dont fuck with
He eats rainbows and shits butterflies
Patrick its time...the Brohemith has awaken...

Cower in fear all ye

Bohemoth guy 

Stupid charactor on Guitar Hero.
Looks like an overwieght mix between a Kiss member, and a Black |Metal Kniight.
GH3 player: wow, I'm playing pat Benitar and the Bohemoth guy is on guitar
Other dude: your life sucks.
Bohemoth guy by Dan Mitts January 11, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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