Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend

“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend”

Bro chitis by Missedup December 10, 2024

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

bronchitis 

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012

Bronchitis 

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013

brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

brichitis 

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.

Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis

brichitis by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

cardiovascular bronchitis 

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

cardiovascular bronchitis by onikas.gem January 26, 2022