Bristol, TN 

Insanely shitty place to live on the TN/VA border. As the other definition explained 12 years ago, the only fun thing is drugs. Everyone smokes weed, drinks, and vapes starting at 14 or 15. It’s literally the only fun thing to do. Most kids end up going to UT Knoxville and either become raging alcoholics or addicted to coke. A comment I once received was “damn everyone from Bristol can fucking drink!” but it’s literally all to do. But hey, fuck it, “a good place to live”

Hey man, where you from?

Bristol, TN!

I’ve never heard of it

That’s a good thing, keep it that way

Bristol, TN by who tf drained my puff bar February 4, 2020

Bristol, TN 

Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.

"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"

Bristol, TN by Medium Biscuits October 18, 2008

Bristol, TN/VA 

A smallish city which is divided over southwest Virginia and northeast Tennessee via State Street. It is the home of Bristol Motor Speedway and is also the birthplace of country music. It's a pretty place to live and a nice area to visit.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.

Quit your bitching. Bristol, TN/VA is where Abingdonians go to have fun.

Bristol, TN/VA by itsmeKP September 25, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004