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Bristol, TN 

Insanely shitty place to live on the TN/VA border. As the other definition explained 12 years ago, the only fun thing is drugs. Everyone smokes weed, drinks, and vapes starting at 14 or 15. It’s literally the only fun thing to do. Most kids end up going to UT Knoxville and either become raging alcoholics or addicted to coke. A comment I once received was “damn everyone from Bristol can fucking drink!” but it’s literally all to do. But hey, fuck it, “a good place to live”
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Bristol, TN 

Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.
"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
Bristol, TN by Medium Biscuits October 18, 2008

Bristol, TN/VA 

A smallish city which is divided over southwest Virginia and northeast Tennessee via State Street. It is the home of Bristol Motor Speedway and is also the birthplace of country music. It's a pretty place to live and a nice area to visit.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.
Quit your bitching. Bristol, TN/VA is where Abingdonians go to have fun.
Bristol, TN/VA by itsmeKP September 25, 2011
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