Brigitte Macron

OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.

Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"

Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"

Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."

Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"

Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."

Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"

Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"

Brigitte Macron by Hym Iam December 23, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012