Bribelona FC 

A washed finished Spanish Daycare Centre for babies like Gavi and Pedri who can't win any trophies without bribing the referees. Notorious for farming Argentine midget Pessi before trading him to PissG. Most of their fans are malnourished children from third world countries who only wear old Pessi jerseys.

Pessidog: I go for Bribelona FC
Guy: So you have to buy trophies than?

Bribelona FC by realistpenduhater August 27, 2023

FC Brokelona 

A trash club that relies on a 16 year old academy graduate to carry them and are in severe debt, that they have to sell their own stadium's grass. Known for their delusional fanbase, they think they can afford Kylian Mbappe but in reality he'd rather go to saudi pro league at 26 then stay at that disgusting club.

Barcha fan: " wE gonna win the uCL"
Non biassed football fan: "Porto has more chance of winning the champions league than FC Brokelona with that serious debt"

FC Brokelona by Honest barcha fan April 18, 2024