Brian Castro

An Australian novelist
Also used to describe someone morbidly obese

“Dude did you see that guy? Hes such a brian castro”

by Not Kin April 9, 2023

Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro

The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.

Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?

Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out

by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019

Bryan castro

THE MOST FINE NIGGA KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE ID SLURP UP THAT LONG SHLONG BABE

chris- "IS THAT BRYAN?!" Mahrya- "Yes, ITS MY DADDY"
BRYAN CASTRO means he has the most finest man ever

by dad7432819384753 June 1, 2018