Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.

That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.

by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008

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nice brewster

my buddy matt gersch has a friend with a dog named brewster.he took the dog to a friends brand new home and the dog took a massive shit on a marble floor.when we seen what his dog brewster did we came up with the saying nice brewster

that girl over there is pretty hot -nice brewster

by frank the tank February 25, 2005

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Brewster's Millions

An excess of unused download-limit when nearing the end of the monthly billing period on an internet plan. Since it is wasted if it is not used before the end of the period, it generally results in a splurge of impulse-downloads.

Geek 1: "Hey man - I'm downloading five gig of Mork and Mindy. You want it when I'm done?"

Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."

Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."

Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"

Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."

by Muadgib February 2, 2009

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