St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)

Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.

St. Breton's Day by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015

cape breton 

An island in eastern canada part of nova scotia the best place on earth to live the island is shaped like the number six.

I will always love living in cape breton

cape breton by kenneth123 September 19, 2006

Luis A Breton 

The greatest of all time, he's unmatched in intellect and dominance. The true alpha and king, our true lord and savior. Many view him as the devil while others see other wise. Be wary though, he will cuck you as he's a sadist by nature. Luis A Breton is one above all and will bless you if you gain his hand in friendship. Also has monster schlong. Sinful and full of lust, a nymph.

Luis A Breton: DON"T SAY MY NAME JUAN!
*Tornado Appears*
-Juan has the party

Luis A Breton by j21758 March 7, 2021

breton 

A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

Bretons are part-elvish and part-human beings (more human than elvish) that populate the province of High Rock, where the second game of the series, Daggerfall, takes place. They are capable mages with high magicka resistance. Other than that, they have few distinctive features. They are considered an intelligent human race in Tamriel, known for a proficiency in abstract thinking, a possible reason for their adeptness in the magical arts.

The Bretons' origin can be traced to the First Era of Elder Scrolls history, when the Aldmer attacked and destroyed the Nedic holdings in Skyrim. Many of the female Nords captured in the raids were subsequently enslaved as concubines, and gave birth to mixed Aldmer-Nord offspring, termed Manmer by the pure-blooded Nords. While the Aldmer maintained control of Tamriel, the Manmer lived as lower-class citizens, supporting their meric brethren. After the Aldmer lost their foothold, the remaining Manmer interbred with the controlling human races. The Bretons of modern-day Tamriel have a much-diluted meric ancestry, seen in their higher magical affinity.

It is assumed that Bretons are based on the Breton people of France (or Celtic people in general), just as it is assumed that Imperials are based on the Romans.

A Breton is particularly skilled in mysticism and healing and summoning magic, which means they are natural defensive mages.

breton by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008

breton 

n.
A Breton is a tiny mischievous creature, like an imp, except with stunning and dashing looks, so it does not appear to be dangerous. Although it can slit your throat with ease and the utmost of celerity.

Johnny- "Hey I think I just heard a Bret"(slits throat.) /dies
Timothy- "Woah that must be a Breton, I'm getting the fuck out of h"(slits throat) /dies

breton by Brian Ferratto August 22, 2007

Cape Breton Rumble Strip 

The act of intentionally driving your car (or other transportation device) over an uneven surface in order to send sensual vibrations through a woman's erogenous zones.

Sandy asked Dave to drive over the Johnson St Bridge so that she could receive a Cape Breton Rumble Strip

Cape Breton Rumble Strip by Douglas6969 August 23, 2006

Brotons 

Positively charged bro's who travel in packs and need to be neutralized.

You better equalize your charge before those brotons try to orbit your nucleus.
Look at all those guys, the brotons are on their way over here.

Brotons by That one breakfast September 24, 2016