Breading Out

When you’re trying to bread out the bad parts of your gene pool

I slept with not my cousin to get the family bread out, I was breading out the parts of my gene pool.

by Breading Out April 21, 2020

Breading out

When you eat too much of any type of bread. Past your limit of bread you will “Bread out” reaching a state of being light headed and nauseous for 30 minutes to an hour. Breading out is not for the faint of heart.

“Oh man my stomach hurts”

“Bro you ate too many fuckin bread sticks, you’re breading out fool”

by Somebodythatyousedtoknow November 24, 2023

Breaking it out to early

A personal habit, physical ability, quirkiness or bit of personal information that may be accepted even endearing if you know someone well. But can be creepy, revolting or tasteless when you just met them.

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old process server prematurely demonstrated his ability to bend his thumb all the way back to his wrist, witnesses reported Tuesday. "There seemed to be a lull in their conversation, and then he just started yanking his thumb around," said patron David Cantrall, who was seated adjacent to Rothkowitz's table at the D&R; Steakhouse. "He didn't even preface it with something like, 'Hey, guess what I can do?'" Rothkowitz was reportedly unable to salvage the evening by shooting milk out of his eye. He was breaking it out to early.
* The Onion

by viachicago October 27, 2011