Definitions by LYCOPROV

Whale Wars 

A show on Animal Planet, in which incompetent hippies attempt to stop Japanese whalers from doing their jobs. However, by doing so these worthless tree huggers only make fools of themselves.

While watching Whale Wars the other day, Matt and Kevin realized how much they hate Peter Hammarstedt. Unfortunately, he's a main character on Whale Wars.

Whale Wars by LYCOPROV December 26, 2008

Chili Dog 

While enjoying a vicious Bratwurst (look up if curious), one has the unfortunate experience of having dip spit land on his dick.

The first time Kevin experienced a Chili Dog, he was sure to quickly alert Matt. Matt was so disturbed he didn't dip or shit for a week.

Chili Dog by LYCOPROV December 26, 2008

Tenderoni 

While showering, when one feels the necesity to sit down due to a sudden rush of nicotine from dip and is so flustered by this, the perpetrator simply spits dip spit all over his chest, without a care in the world.

Bro, I had such an intense tenderoni today I nearly passed out.

Tenderoni by LYCOPROV October 2, 2008

Bratwurst

The act of defacating and packing a huge, delicious mouthful of dip (preferably Grizzly Straight) simultaneously.

After a long night of taco bell feasting, Kevin and Matt both enjoyed two vicious bratwursts.

Bratwurst by LYCOPROV October 2, 2008