Bratthew

Gets wiped at 40%.

Anyone: "Yo who wipes at 40%?"

also any nigga: "thats bratthew"

by YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE NIGGA May 6, 2020

branthew

Branthew is a combination of names between matthew and brandon which are two very good "bestfriends" and they are annoying and fruity AND ARE LOUD.

p- did you see branthew you today?
p2- whats branthew?
p- Brandon and maathew duh!

by branthewshipper223 February 8, 2022

Bretthew

Ginger with a firecrotch.

That ginger is such a Bretthew

by Cheredan April 22, 2011

BATTHEW BALDTITS

A really nice guy that you would love to be roommates with until he leaves the fucking coffee pot on fuck your BATTHEW I know you are reading this

I’m gonna move in with this guy he is a real BATTHEW BALDTITS

by BENISBOI99 April 16, 2020