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Brandei

Brandei is the realest funniest nigga i know
by aeimny October 28, 2021
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Brandee

She’s hardworking, very smart, can be weird at times. She has crackhead energy. She gets emotional a lot. But she’s a good friend to have and she’s beautiful in every way. She thinks she’s not loved but she is.
Look, It’s Brandee. She’s amazing
by Ani Oop Sksksksk December 6, 2019
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Jonathan Brandis

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.
by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004
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Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.
Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.
by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008
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Branded Camel

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.
Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"
by ewpew02 September 12, 2012
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Brandell

"Aaron,Cut the birthday cake,it would be my Brandell"
by WHatyatalkinbout? June 12, 2015
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