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Brake pedal 

When your buddy slams on the vehicle brakes when climaxing in the back seat with a partner. Causing the unbeknownst partner to clench their orifice while a significant and uncontrolled thrust is applied. Causing your seed to shoot as if flung from a sling shot. Very similar to the donkey punch but with the added thrusting jolt.
Hey man, we're going to lie down in the back. When I give the signal give me a brake pedal, will ya?
Brake pedal by 1tank99 May 1, 2018
Words you can keep

brake pedal happy 

An adjective used to describe a person who just hit the brake every three second as moving forward in the traffic jam or on crowded highway, instead of just rolling a bit slower. Similar to trigger happy with guns. In addition to being dangerous for others (and harmful to the actual car) particularly spectacular at night, when your eyes burn out by the constant flashing.
- Dude, what is wrong with that guy ahead of us?
- He is one brake pedal happy cocksucker.
- Take over first chance we got.

Mexican brake pedal 

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.
Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

brake pedaller

Anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars.

Mostly,
-old people
-cautious drivers
- the occasional drunk

These types of people use the brakes anywhere where:
-there is no traffic light
-there is no stop sign
-there's nobody around (See brake nazi)
-on the fast lane of major highways (i.e. I-95)

One other way to spot this driver is that they:
-never follow the speed limit (they drive 45 in a 50)
-they're have a lot of cars behind them
-they drive either a "fuel efficient" car or a duster
-are probably lost

tips to get past them
-just cut a lane over when you get the chance and have your foot to the floor when you pass.
Jimbo: "Damn man, can this guy ever pick up the pace. WHY THE HELL IS HE ON THE BRAKES!?"

Nate: "Dude, Calm down. It's a brake pedaller. we'll pass him when we get the chance."
brake pedaller by Underage O.D. July 15, 2009

Egyptian Brakepedal 

Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving.
The guy at the green light wouldn't move his freakin car so we all started laying on the old Egyptian Brakepedal until he drove off.
Egyptian Brakepedal by The Machine October 16, 2008
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