An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.
Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.
by Stewie with the bowl August 23, 2011
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a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit
mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.
by infamouslounge September 11, 2019
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Brianna has a crush on Braiden that secretly likes Ashley that likes Tessa that is gay for herself
Braiden is dtjr
by jefferybobb March 5, 2019
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some guy who is bi and acts like a girl has long hair and is desperate for a mans but in all he is pretty and cool
by braiden brenda gay August 28, 2019
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A Rude most likely man with sweaty hands
Boy= Hey Whats up
Braiden= Not bad (gives high five)
Boy=Why are your hands so sweaty
Braiden=IDK
by no one ever June 3, 2019
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Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 4, 2020
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