Bradyn Vervort 

A person that gets near negative play, can’t talk to women, is white, and gives you less play whilst being around them. They tend to claim that they have great rizz, and would be able to pull bitches if they were just a little more social. They un-ironically play Roblox games that are either played by purely by children under the age of eight, or played by adult males over the age of thirty-three. They are near obsessed with geography and love to spend their free time colouring in maps and make up hypothetical scenarios of wars happening between countries.

I have a friend named Bradyn Vervort, and he gets absolutely no bitches.

Bradyn Vervort by Smith Miller November 14, 2022