Bradcoholic

Drunk on bombs all day and screaming obscenities at the asshole driving in front of you. (e.g. Fuck you, blow it out your ass.)

Carlisle, Pennsyltucky, Bradcoholic

by tbill March 31, 2009

bacoholic

Someone who is addicted to bacon.

Tim is such a bacoholic. He is really needs help with his bacon problem.

by ThePharaoh April 16, 2010

Brawlcoholic

A person who plays Super Smash Bros. Brawl a lot and he barely or never stops.

Player 1: YAY! I PWNED YOU AT BRAWL OVER 9000 TIMES!
Player 2: Seems like you're a Brawlcoholic!

by Younis Al-Ariani June 14, 2008

balcoholic

A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids, such as "The Clear," to several high-profile American athletes.

Teenage athletes who use anabolic steroids generally run a higher risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.

"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I just need to bulk up for the big posedown this weekend. All the competitors are doing it."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcoholic started out like you."

by Jim Jr. April 7, 2008

balcoholic

A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids to several high-profile American athletes.

Teenage athletes who use steroids run a bigger risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.

"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I can stop anytime. I just need it to bulk up for the posedown."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcholic started out like you."

by Jim Jr. April 7, 2008