Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!
by magnus.t.skillet December 9, 2013
a brand of shit in a can
by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018
An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.
by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004
Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.
Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!
They can't keep getting away with this!
by Oxymoronic Antelope February 22, 2021
A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.
Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
by Red C October 9, 2015
When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.
by Furry Frank March 3, 2018