Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones
house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the lid. Then leave the
house. The next person to open the lid gets the "
box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they'
re going to get.